Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Randomize
