I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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