My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
