doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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