have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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