He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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