After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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