turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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