Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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