I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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