Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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