The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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