Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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