so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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