do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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