I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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