yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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