Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Randomize
