The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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