I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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