Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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