this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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