Already got asked if we're dating
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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