i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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