More tranny stories later!
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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