it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
so explain again why im purple
no
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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