i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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