How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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