david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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