I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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