I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
