dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I believe in your delicious
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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