Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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