Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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