in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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