Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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