there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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