So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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