Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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