sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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