question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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