I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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