Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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