well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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