how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
She even gives head with a lisp.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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