After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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