Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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