i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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