Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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