I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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