She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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