3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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