I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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