I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Just pee around me
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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